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evilxisumaa:

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the hermits asking the x brothers what they think about each other

dat-soldier:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

kalichnikov:

pretzel companies be like we filled this bag with pretzels so high we can barely seal the top shut and then we put another handful them bitches in there for good measure

chip companies be like

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chips bootlickers will be like ACKSHUALLY they NEED to be 2/3 empty else the chips would turn to MUSH or some shit

teaboot:

Actually though I don’t care if a billionaire worked hard or not. Overfishing and overhunting take hard work too, and they’re flat out illegal, why is over-hoarding the limited currency of your country ok

Anonymous whispered:

Yo can you tell me wtf Boneghazi was about and what your opinions on it were?

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

BACK IN 2015 A TUMBLR USER NAMED LITTLEFUCKINMONSTER PSOTED IN A FACEBOOK GROUP CALLED “QUEER WITCH COLECTIVE“ THAT THEY WERE SELLING SOME HUMAN REMAINS

THEIR TUMBLR WAS LATER IDENTIFIED AND WHEN QUESTIONED ABOUT THE MATTER THEY SAID THEY WOULD PATROL LOUISIANA GRAVEYARDS LOOKING FOR HUMAN REMAINS THAT WASHED UP DURING THE RAINY SEASON AND THAT THEY WOULD ROUTINELY STEAL BONES FROM THE GROUNDS

THEY GOT CAUGHT BECAUSE SHE TRIED TO SELL THE BONES

THEIR DEFENSE WAS THAT TELLING PEOPLE TO NOT ROB GRAVES WAS RACIST AGAINST NATIVE AMERICAN RELIGIOUS PRACTICES AND VOODOO AND THAT TELLING HER NOT TO PILLAGE GRAVE REMAINS WAS UNFAIRLY SHAMING HER AND ALL NECROMANCERS LIKE HER

NEEDLESS TO SAY THEY WERE WHITE

ITS NOT IMPORTANT FOR THE STORY BUT WHEN I DREDGED UP SCREENSHOTS OF THEIR POSTS BEFORE ALL THIS SHIT HAPPENED SWEET MERCIFUL NIGHT THIS BITCH WAS ANNOYING

“I am not Wiccan. I am not fluffy.
I work with death and bones. Curses and hexes, the dark and the things not for the faint of heart. And you aint about to shame me for it. “

SHE WENT ON TO TALK ABOUT HOW

“I have watched black voodoo priests break into crypts and steal random full bodies “

WHICH IS FOR SURE NOT A RACIST THING TO SAY AT ALL ITS DEFINITELY OKAY TO IMPLY THAT VOODOO PRIESTS ARE CORPSE-STEALING NECROMANCER SHAMANS /S

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THE BONES THAT WASH UP ARE OFTEN THE ONES THAT ARE CLOSE TO THE SURFACE AND EASILY DISLODGED BY RAIN

SO YES IT IS EXTREMELY POSSIBLE SHE WAS DISTURBING AND SELLING THE REMAINS OF FORMER SLAVES BURIED IN SHALLOW UNMARKED OR MASS GRAVES

cobaltdays-deactivated20210208:

gingersofficial:

I can’t fucking breatheeeee

THE BACON AT THE END IM 😭😭😭

taragrimface:

context is important: this was the last line & moral of Monkey Island

itotallygazeatscully:

tikkety-tok:

How to tell a deaf dog it’s time for a walk.

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livingemerald:

Jeremy mauling Matt as a cougar is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all week

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I’m in tears laughing xD

alienjock:

doubleblind-shibboleth:

alienjock:

alienjock:

if my friend told me they believed they were stuck in a time loop i would simply believe them

friend: i know this sounds insane i KNOW but i’m TELLING you i’ve lived this day already SO MANY times and…i think i’m in a time loop

me: okay

friend: i need you to trust m-okay?

me: okay. walk me through the entire day, and everything you’ve done during the time loop. let me help you break it.

that’s what you said the last fiftyfour times too :(

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queeranarchism:

hater-of-terfs:

hater-of-terfs:

The left has a huge problem with antisemitism and we won’t be able to do anything about that until we admit it and inspect it. But some of y’all don’t even seem to think antisemitism exists

The amount of people refusing to believe this is sickening and proves that this is even more of an issue than I realized

Yes, Jewish people are a vulnerable and marginalized group that deserves to be accepted and protected. Yes, antisemitism is still a thing, including on the left. Yes, they have repeatedly pointed out this problem, and we should believe them and do something about it. No, this accusation doesn’t only come from Zionists. No, being an atheist doesn’t give you free rein to shit on marginalized people’s culture and faith. No, this isn’t some kind of fucking conspiracy where all Jewish people are trying to divide the left or avoid accountability or win sympathy or whatever other shit by fabricating claims of antisemitism or bringing it up whenever they’re criticized, and if you’re genuinely willing to believe that shit then you’re part of the problem. Yes, antisemitism is just as dangerous as any other flavor of bigotry and it’s not something we can just brush aside. It deserves to be deplatformed and ostracized like the fascistic ideology it is

Keep saying clown shit, y’all. I’ll make a fucking blocklist. It’s time this shit was violently kicked out of this community so our Jewish comrades can feel safe

ALL OF THIS

Some thoughts on where does it start:

  • Add antisemitism to your ‘no racist/homophobia/transphobia/etc in this space’ sign at the door / event page. Do it explicitly and do it every time.
  • Make sure the people watching over the safety of the space actually know how to recognize and address antisemitism.
  • Make sure people who do not acknowledge that antisemitism is a serious issue in leftist spaces are NOT coordinating a space’s safety or taking key organizing roles.
  • Make sure your organizing, speakers, panels etc. include Jewish voices and make sure that is a safe space for them to speak. Do not do this only when the topic is Israel. All the topics. Trans rights. Feminism. Anti-capitalism. Intersectionality is a thing. Jewish voices matter everywhere.
  • Acknowledge the presence of Jewish people as members of your community by acknowledging their needs. For example, keep an eye on Jewish holidays and learn which are significant so your biggest event of the year doesn’t coincide with an important Jewish celebration.
  • Ask Jewish people about their needs in your space. When they bring up antisemitism, believe them.
  • Learn what antisemitic tropes and stereotypes look like so you can avoid them, learn the most common antisemitic talking points in atheist theory so you can avoid them.
  • Distribute those great ‘how to criticize Israel without being antisemitic’ flyers all over the place.

(I am not Jewish, feel free to correct me if I fuck up)

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks